The 2012 US Olympic Team Uniforms

I should prob preface this by saying that I love Ralph Lauren’s clothing. But, seriously? Eew. These people look ridic. Where to start?

• First impression: I would not want to approach these people to start a friendly conversation. They look like the mean prep school antagonists from a teen movie. 
• Those hats? Really? Ick. I know we need hats, but was I the only one who liked when we wore Cowboy hats? At least those are uniquely American. I thought that was kinda the idea…
• Is she trying to be a snooty French flight attendant? Is it Halloween?
• Could the RL symbol be any bigger? It’s competing with the USA Olympic patch. Are you really more important than our country? CLASSY AND HUMBLE DUDE. 
• This is picky, but I wish the patch and symbol were a smidge higher. They just look awkward. 
• MADE IN CHINA? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Nothing says USA pride like outsourcing the production of uniforms we’ll wear to represent our nation in an international forum. ULTIMATE FAIL

On a side note: The geniuses who approved these made in China uniforms are the same brainiacs we have solving messing around with our nation’s most serious problems. Yep, I feel secure.